names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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