K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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