she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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