Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
