He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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