Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.