shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
what if I'm pregnant?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time