can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan