This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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