I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Randomize
