how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Randomize
