Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
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My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
my poor anus
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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