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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.

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(469): View more from Texas

She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke

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(518): View more from New York

I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer

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(330): View more from Ohio

tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.

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(613): View more from Ontario

We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.

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