Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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