then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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