Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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