So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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