I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
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I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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