I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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