dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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