who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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