Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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