Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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