Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
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After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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