Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
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Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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