Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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