last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
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My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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