is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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