yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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