period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i came on her dog
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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