bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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