Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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