I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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