I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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