When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
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If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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