yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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