Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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