Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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