Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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