dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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