Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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