it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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