Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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