I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
and you said cock pushups were impossible
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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