Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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