That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
the liver wants what the liver wants
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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