thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
