I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I wear drunk well.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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