Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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