Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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