It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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