batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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