So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I love you.
Bad choice
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