dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
you made out with another girl for some wings
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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