sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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