So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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