I hope mine doesn't look like that
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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